So India played shittier cricket that the West Indies today.
Gayle finally stuck form and raped the bowling, barring Harbhajan. The others bowled like a bunch of garbage.
As I predicted, they had Roach in the side and I forgot that Taylor bowled fast.
Roach took another two wicket haul in his 4 overs, something he has done only twice before.
We could have won because of the number of wides that were bowled by their side. So if we are to reconcile anything from the match, it was that they bowled shit. But then again, we batted shittier, while Gayle singlehandedly won the match for them.
Now, India and Pakistan can go home together in the same plane and Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza can pole dance for them as part of the Aman Ki Asha Peace process