Thursday, May 27, 2010

Why the Pakistan All-Time XI will fail

I read the Cricinfo piece on the Pakistan All-Time XI.
On paper, the side is fantastic.
But, in theory, the team will lose.
Here are my reasons why
Hanif Mohammad, Fazal Mohammad, Zaheer Abbas and Imran Khan will proudly don the Pakistan cap and play like their life depended on it.
But four players aren’t enough.
Rashid Latif will be blogging on on how his team players conspired to lose the match and will name Wasim Akram in the fixing scandal.
Javed Miandad will be speaking to Dawood Ibrahim to ensure that his name is cleared of all fixing charges that have been filed by Wasim.
Waqar Younis will get into a public altercation with Wasim when Wasim is acting captain, saying that he was captain after Wasim. So as a result, Waqar will bowl badly to show that he was a better captain than Wasim.
Qadir will try and bowl googlies, but get clobbered.
Inzamam and Saeed Anwar will be MIA and be timed out for praying too much.
So yeah, the team will be screwed.

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